Yes, you have your Miroslav Satans and your Eric Daze’s. These forthcoming names are some lesser known names in the NHL, but ones that should be known for the love of the game. You might even impress some ladies if you drop a Latendresse or order her a Pekka Rinne from the bar. Probably not though.
Francois Beauchemin – Anaheim Defenseman – It may sound like a mad scientist, but the only thing Beauchemin is experimenting with is how to keep the opposition out of his goaltender’s face.
Ryan Nugent-Hopkins – Edmonton center – Reminds you of annoying rich neighbor, doesn’t it? Barely old enough to move out of his parent’s basement, this 18 year old was the number one draft pick in the NHL Draft and already has a hat trick under his belt.
Tanner Glass – Winnipeg LW – It’s not a Full House hardware store and he’s not a cheesy reporter. He is a left winger on the reborn Jets and is capable of throwing a punch or snapping off a mean wrister.
Minnesota wingers Guillaume Latendresse and Pierre Marc Bouchard – I combined these names because I feel they just scream hockey. They’re French Canadian and they don’t care what you call them. What else are you going to have your kids do if you name them this? They could be a WWE tag team I suppose. Who wants that though?