Top 10 Hockey Names in No Particular Order

Yes, you have your Miroslav Satans and your Eric Daze’s.  These forthcoming names are some lesser known names in the NHL, but ones that should be known for the love of the game.  You might even impress some ladies if you drop a Latendresse or order her a Pekka Rinne from the bar.  Probably not though.

Francois Beauchemin – Anaheim Defenseman – It may sound like a mad scientist, but the only thing Beauchemin is experimenting with is how to keep the opposition out of his goaltender’s face.

Pierre-Luc Letourneau-Leblond – Calgary left winger – Yep, that’s a mouthful.  Make fun of him and you’ll get a mouthful of his fist.  A winger that isn’t afraid to fight.

Ryan Nugent-Hopkins – Edmonton center – Reminds you of annoying rich neighbor, doesn’t it?  Barely old enough to move out of his parent’s basement, this 18 year old was the number one draft pick in the NHL Draft and already has a hat trick under his belt.

Pekka Rinne – Nashville goalie – I’ll have the Pekka Rinne and meatballs.  Sounds like a dish you might order at a fine Italian restaurant.  Rinne is far from a plate of noodles.

Pascal Dupuis – Pittsburgh left winger – Did he discover uncharted land off the coast of Europe?  Nope.  The only thing he explores is the crease.

Dion Phaneuf – Toronto defenseman – Enough is Phaneuf.  That’s what he says before he knocks the opposition on their keesters.  I might be making that part up, but he is one tough customer.

Tanner Glass – Winnipeg LW – It’s not a Full House hardware store and he’s not a cheesy reporter.  He is a left winger on the reborn Jets and is capable of throwing a punch or snapping off a mean wrister.

Cal Clutterbuck – Minnesota right wing – He’s not an insurance salesman.  He’s not a politician looking for your vote.  He’s Cal Clutterbuck dammit, and he’s a right winger for the Minnesota Wild.

Clayton Stoner  -Minnesota defenseman – Fast Times at Ridgemont High reject?  Nope.  You’ll wish you were on a body-numbing substance if you have run-in with this guy though.

Minnesota wingers Guillaume Latendresse and Pierre Marc Bouchard – I combined these names because I feel they just scream hockey.  They’re French Canadian and they don’t care what you call them.  What else are you going to have your kids do if you name them this?  They could be a WWE tag team I suppose.  Who wants that though?

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2 thoughts on “Top 10 Hockey Names in No Particular Order

  1. Anonymous says:

    Most undeserving guy ever to be named Cam. Cam Barker. Former Blackhawk defensemen/orange pylon that guys skated around

  2. chaosof99 says:

    No Darroll Powe?

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