Author Archives: Brett Duquette

Trouba Scores His First NHL Goal in Win Over Oilers

This 19 year old has has everyone in Manitoba hot and bothered.

Truth though, he has us hot and bothered too.


Thanks for the pass, SUCKERS!

If I didn't have a door on my office, I would be fired immediately.

If I didn’t have a door on my office, I would be fired immediately.

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Here we are again my dears!

Happy Tuesday. Happy Hockey Day. It’s like Christmas but slightly more violent. The best day of the year. THE SEASON HAS ARRIVED!

Hockey is Back


For some inexplicable reason, I have Photoshop on my computer at work.

Strong animals know when your hearts are weak - Mikko Koivu

Strong animals know when your hearts are weak – Mikko Koivu

I should probably do this professionally.

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Taylor Hall Hit On Cal Clutterbuck

Taylor Hall is currently meeting with Judge Dredd (Brendon Shanahan) for knee-on-knee crime. I just found out (literally right this second) that kneeing is a penalty. Whether or not Taylor intended to destroy Cal, this looks like the definition of the penalty. What do you think, suspended for 2?

Good hit? Bad hit? Hard hit. Knee hit.

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Gerbe Gets Boarded, then Molested

After Nathan Gerbe was borded (pretty hard) by Drayson Bowman in the first period, he started getting into it with the Canes. The ref didn’t like it much and pretty forcefully pushed Gerbe into the glass.

Give me...

Give me…



I’m pretty sure NHL refs eat rusty rail spikes for breakfast.

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What the Hell is… HOCKEY?

As a Christmas gift last year, my girlfriend’s mother gave me the most impossible Hockey Trivia game ever made, NHL All About Hockey Trivia. I’m sure It would be a great game if I knew anything about hockey, but I don’t. So, instead of letting it collect dust in my closet, I figured I should quiz all of you know-it-all puckheads. Feel free to gloat over your superior knowledge or admit to your humiliating dumbness in the comments.


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It’s Over Guys – ESPN Calls the Flyers’ Season Done After 3 Bad Games

The sports oracle, ESPN, has declared the Flyer’s season over, unless, of course, it isn’t? A brave assessment by a brave group of “journalists.”

The Flyers Might As Well Forfeit the Rest of the Season

The Flyers should probably just focus on the draft

[More after the jump]

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Is He or Isn’t He…

A Bond villain? A hair model? Some sort of sports ball coach?

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“She sent you after me, knowing you’re not ready, knowing you would likely die. Mommy was very bad.”

Coach Bardem

“Go, fight, win! Don’t let Parise get a rebound!”

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I Don’t Understand What Is Happening Here

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Also, I just learned how to take screen shots. Evidently I’m a thousand years old.

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