Tag Archives: Zach Parise

BEASTS OF THE NORTHERN WILD

For some inexplicable reason, I have Photoshop on my computer at work.

Strong animals know when your hearts are weak - Mikko Koivu

Strong animals know when your hearts are weak – Mikko Koivu

I should probably do this professionally.

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Zach Parise is a True Gentleman

Last night, Zach Parise (Minnesota Wild) treated Corey Crawford (Chicago Blackhawks) to a nice night of romantic dancing. Fortunately for Parise, Corey Crawford isn’t a tease and Parise got to go all the way, securing a win for the Wild and deflowering the previously perfect Blackhawks. It is rumored that Parise will wait a few days before calling to not seem too clingy.

Oh, this is pornographic!

Modern romance is a beautiful thing.

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Daily NHL Recap

This fight might have been more entertaining that the 1-0 score between the 'Pens and 'Caps

Two games that resulted in a whopping four goals for the entire night…yeah the whole night.
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WEEKLY NHL POWER RANKINGS

based on absolutely nothing

except, well, cultural bias

Hell Yeah

 

Week Seven: It’s wild.

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